Name: ASSAULT FANNY
Brand: Team Room Design
Price: 79.69 USD
Availability: InStock

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ASSAULT FANNY

$79.69

Not just a fanny pack.

Built as a true dangler for your kit, with the ability to convert instantly into a standalone waist pack when the mission, range day, or airport security says otherwise.

Made 100% in the USA, this pack was designed for people who actually use their gear—not for dudes collecting nylon on Instagram.

The tuck-away waist strap stays hidden when mounted to your carrier and deploys fast when you need to run it as a fanny pack. Clean, simple, and no wasted space.

A bottom-mounted bungee retention system keeps your tourniquet exactly where it should be—fast access, no digging. Or throw a Snickers in there if your priorities are in order.

Finished in a subdued leopard print because flat black is boring and multicam has been overdone to death.

This is the pack that lives on your kit, gets thrown in your truck, travels with you, and somehow ends up being the piece of gear you use more than everything else.

Not cheap. Not imported. Not disposable.

Just built right.

DICKS ON WALLS - Coffee Table Book

$44.69

A raw, hilarious, and brutally honest look into the Special Operations world—stories, confessions, and a real glimpse into the realm of special operators.Absurd. Honest. Heavy. Hilarious. Guaranteed to piss someone off.

From combat to bar nights, leadership lessons to Vet Confessions, this book captures the chaos, humor, and humanity of a life spent in the shadows—around the world. Featuring stories from Benny, a moderately average Green Beret with nearly two decades in Special Operations, along with other misfit operators, DICKS ON WALLS isn’t a war story book—it’s the stories behind the stories.

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Our Mission

"Team Room Design began in the heart of a U.S. Army Special Forces team room, sparked by my frustration with the impersonal gifts given to those who gave so much. With my wife’s brilliant idea to turn this passion into a business, we’ve been growing since 2019, committed to quality and originality, dedicated to creating exceptional, personalized designs that reflect the spirit of our community. Our mission is to honor the dedication of our community, supporting organizations that care for people like us. As I look forward to retiring from special operations in two years, I aim to transition fully into this venture, using its success to give back even more. Together, we embrace every challenge, ready to learn and move forward."

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