A raw, hilarious, and brutally honest look into the Special Operations world—stories, confessions, and a real glimpse into the realm of special operators.Absurd. Honest. Heavy. Hilarious. Guaranteed to piss someone off.
From combat to bar nights, leadership lessons to Vet Confessions, this book captures the chaos, humor, and humanity of a life spent in the shadows—around the world. Featuring stories from Benny, a moderately average Green Beret with nearly two decades in Special Operations, along with other misfit operators, DICKS ON WALLS isn’t a war story book—it’s the stories behind the stories.
INCLUDED IN THE BLACK LABEL EDITION
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🔥 Your Name in the Book: Have your name, company, unit, or call sign printed in the Shout-Outs section at the front of the book. We’ll print your name exactly as entered. Please double-check spelling, caps, and spacing before checkout.
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🧢 Exclusive Mystery Hat: One-of-a-kind design that’s never been launched, and never will be again.
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☠️ KILL CELL Patch: Yes, that’s for real. Not available anywhere else.
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✍️ SIGNED by the Author: Each copy is signed by Benny and includes a custom dick drawing.
LIMITED RUN
Only a small batch of Black Label Editions will ever exist.
Once they’re gone, they’re gone.
Please allow 3-5 weeks for fulfillment
